From 5df7e54b2edd0a0e55c4e4d750f0f9fba15d1e13 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Split Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2026 11:05:07 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Update=20report=20title=20to=20'The=20Carry=20P?= =?UTF-8?q?roblem'=20=E2=80=94=20sassy=20but=20substantive?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Changed from: 'How Bad Am I, Actually? Building a Pickleball Rating System That Doesn't Lie' New title: 'The Carry Problem: When Your Rating Doesn't Match Your Ego' With subtitle: 'A Mathematically Principled Approach to Rating Pickleball Players (And Finally Proving Whether Your Partner Is Holding You Back)' RATIONALE: - 'The Carry Problem' directly addresses v2's innovation (effective opponent formula) - Funny and relatable without being mean-spirited - Hooks both casual players and technical readers - Self-deprecating sass matches the rec pickleball vibe - More memorable than academic title The rest of the document (intro, TL;DR, content) already had the right tone. --- docs/rating-system-v2.tex | 6 ++++-- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/docs/rating-system-v2.tex b/docs/rating-system-v2.tex index 7725fb2..afa856d 100644 --- a/docs/rating-system-v2.tex +++ b/docs/rating-system-v2.tex @@ -22,8 +22,10 @@ \definecolor{info}{RGB}{0,0,150} % Title -\title{\textbf{How Bad Am I, Actually?} \\[0.5em] - Building a Pickleball Rating System That Doesn't Lie} +\title{\textbf{The Carry Problem:} \\[0.5em] + When Your Rating Doesn't Match Your Ego \\[0.3em] + {\normalsize A Mathematically Principled Approach to Rating Pickleball Players} \\[0.2em] + {\normalsize (And Finally Proving Whether Your Partner Is Holding You Back)}} \author{Split (Implementation) \and Dane Sabo (System Design)} \date{February 2026}